(ne samo) RC fly HUMOR

[zgrujic]

http://lecun.org/gallery/libhob/20080907-interex/p1060679-m.jpg

Jel to ono evo ti K...... da izbijes oci?

Evo malo Muje i Hase:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RndBNlI5r-I
Ovi ludi bosanci su napravili citav serijal ovakvih. Preporucujem da se odgledaju svi, linkove cete lako naci na youtube, necu ovde da vas zatrpavam.

[SABURO]

Pita sin oca: Tata, jel' istina da internet zaglupljuje ? Otac: WTF ?! LOL !

lol

[saxpg]

Prica stari Crnogorac unuku svoje dozivljaje iz partizanskih dana:
"...i bogami tu nas nekolicinu sve pofatase.
Kad su nas zatvorili, posle toga, sve su vodili
jednog po jednog kod njemackog oficira koji je,
kazu, strahovito mucio, i ko nije htio da prizna
on bi ga silova dok ne umre"
A mali ga pita :" pa djedo jeli i tebe?"
" a ne... mene su strijeljali" veli djed!  lol

[bmxstefan@gmail.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNWfqVWC2KI&feature=related    :hehe

[SABURO]

Kad imas gajbu sve su koke tvoje... lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4xcIEXGFJQ

lol  lol  lol

[sasa]

Saburo odavno se nisam ovako smejao. (yay)  :hehe ..hvala ti  :)aplauz

[tibeteagle]

Kad imas gajbu sve su koke tvoje...

lol lol lol

Nove inteligentne sijalice. Sami se uključe kada padne mrak  ")




mmmm :sljus


Mnogo je pametan. Dual procesor  lol

[n3mke]

Krdo bizona moze se kretati onom brzinom kojom se moze kretati najsporiji bizon, nikako brze od toga jer bi inace najsporiji bizon zaostao za krdom. Kad je krdo napadnuto, najslabiji ili najbolesniji bizoni su obicno prvi na udaru i oni prvi stradaju jer se nalaze na zacelju krda. To se zove prirodna selekcija, i ona je dobra za celo krdo bizona, jer se tako krdo resava onih koji ga usporavaju u kretanju. Dakle, regularno ubijanje najslabijih clanova krda je u principu dobra stvar za celo krdo.

Na manje-vise isti nacin, ljudski mozak je skup nervnih celija, a kao celina funkcionise onoliko brzo koliko najsporija celija moze funkcionisati. Svi znamo da preterana konzumacija alkohola unistava nervne celije u mozgu. Ali, zbog bioloskih razloga, alkohol prvo napada i unistava najsporije i najslabije celije u mozgu. Na taj nacin, kontinualna konzumacija piva eliminise najslabije karike u lancu prenosa informacija u mozgu, sto cini mozak brzim i efektivnijim.

Zato se covek uvek oseca pametnijim nakon par pica!

[zgrujic]

Krdo bizona moze se kretati onom brzinom kojom se moze kretati najsporiji bizon, nikako brze od toga jer bi inace najsporiji bizon zaostao za krdom. Kad je krdo napadnuto, najslabiji ili najbolesniji bizoni su obicno prvi na udaru i oni prvi stradaju jer se nalaze na zacelju krda. To se zove prirodna selekcija, i ona je dobra za celo krdo bizona, jer se tako krdo resava onih koji ga usporavaju u kretanju. Dakle, regularno ubijanje najslabijih clanova krda je u principu dobra stvar za celo krdo.

Na manje-vise isti nacin, ljudski mozak je skup nervnih celija, a kao celina funkcionise onoliko brzo koliko najsporija celija moze funkcionisati. Svi znamo da preterana konzumacija alkohola unistava nervne celije u mozgu. Ali, zbog bioloskih razloga, alkohol prvo napada i unistava najsporije i najslabije celije u mozgu. Na taj nacin, kontinualna konzumacija piva eliminise najslabije karike u lancu prenosa informacija u mozgu, sto cini mozak brzim i efektivnijim.

Zato se covek uvek oseca pametnijim nakon par pica!

Mozak koji koristi vise neurona moze da obradi i zapamti veci broj informacija. To znaci da ce stalna konzumacija alkohola možda ubrzati rad mozga, ali će isto tako ubrzati i padanje pod astal.  ()-()

[tibeteagle]

Nove inteligentne sijalice. Sami se uključe kada padne mrak  lol



(  meni se ne pojavljuje na predhodnom postu ova slika. Pojavi se pa nestane. Neka, evo ga opet. Sada mu je glava okrugla. Eh, te internet tehnologije  ;namig  )

[saxpg]

Ne znam dal` je bilo:

Air Traffic Controllers Around the World RULES OF THE AIR (from Australian Aviation magazine):

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here.

5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propellor is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.

7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No-one has ever collided with the sky.

8. A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.

9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself. 10. You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.

11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.

12. Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier.

13. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.

14. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you've made.

15. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.

16. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

17. Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

18. If all you can see out of the window is ground that's going round and round and all you can hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be.

19. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.

20. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

21. It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible.

22. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.

23. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal.

24. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway behind you, and a tenth of a second ago.

25. There are old pilots and there are bold pilots. There are, however, no old bold pilots

[mtesa]

Delta pilot was cought while siphoning fuel from PanAm plane.
:)))))))

Ludaci sa Onion-a

[sasa]

lepa kuca, nema sta..
a tek oglasi...  :sljus  (yay)

[SABURO]

Mozda ne spada u ovu kategoriju ova fotka, al` je zato veoma interesantna..

[zgrujic]

Mozda ne spada u ovu kategoriju ova fotka, al` je zato veoma interesantna..

Ako ovo ne spada šta onda spada ovde?  :big smile